Dr Martens Boots - Distressed Patent

LADIES & GENTS, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE 🚨✨ These are the holy grail of footwear — a pair of Dr Martens distressed leather patent boots… so shiny, my chandeliers keep photo-bombing every picture like they’re auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing. 🪩 👢 Worn once (literally once — they’ve had less outside time than a vampire in winter). 😂😂🤣😂 Dr Martens 1460 - Distressed Patent Boots ✨ Size 6UK - 🇬🇧 These boots are so shiny and gorgeous they make mirrors jealous. 😂😂 Signs of wear? You’ll need a microscope, a detective license, and possibly Sherlock Holmes to find them. And a hobby and job-free lifestyle. Don’t worry about these, darling, they are absolutely minimal, it’s even impossible to photograph. 💎 They come in their original packaging — yes, the sacred box itself. Wow, you get a pair of rare and discontinued pair of DM boots in their original packaging? Girl, this opportunity won’t knock again. 🥰 🌟 They’re rare, discontinued, and more elusive than a unicorn at Lidl. I did see a unicorn in Lidl when I was 5 years old. I am sure I did. 😁 Which proves my point that they do come about once in a while despite their rarity. And I’m sure they will for you too, if you miss these ones. Just keep going to Lidl and when you see a unicorn you can be sure to come back here and your pair will be waiting for you. 🦄 And darling, remember, these are rare and discontinued DM boots, in immaculate condition, not a Morrocan street market. So no offers, kinkdy, please, thank you. 😁 Check my other items. 🙏 #195